Tea for thee but not for me

I enjoy a lot of things, but one thing I don’t enjoy – is tea.

I know, I am a dish addict – surely I am mistaken, and I actually love tea, right?

Sadly, no. I love teacups and teapots, tables set for tea with pretty floral china, and sugar/creamer sets and little lemon forks and even Tea Time Magazine… but I don’t love tea.

Royal Albert Sweet Violets | Vintage Floral Cottage
Do you know what that’s like? Do you have any idea what it’s like to love all the accoutrements of tea… but to dislike the actual beverage?

It’s like loving fur and paws and whiskers and sweet little noses and funny feline internet memes… but disliking cats. It’s like loving all the actors, bit players and technical crew members of a blockbuster film, but disliking the actual movie.

Seriously, not only do I not like tea, I don’t even know how to talk about it. I imagine it’s like wine, with lots of airing and sniffing and “fruit notes” and swirling around in the cup.

My inability to enjoy tea pretty much limits my role in any conversation I can ever have with actual tea aficionados:

THEM: “Is that a fruit note I detect at the finish of this perfectly steeped oolong?”

ME: “I DON’T KNOW BUT LOOK AT THE PRETTY FLOWERS ON THAT SAUCER!”

Teacup Spring Melody | Vintage Floral Cottage
So what’s a teacup-loving girl to do when actual tea isn’t her… um, cup of tea?

You might think I’d drink coffee instead, but no – I don’t like that either. My caffeine comes from Diet Coke. And there are few things more – FRAUDULENT – than drinking cola from an English cup.

Royal Albert Old Country Roses | Vintage Floral Cottage

So, it seems, I’m resigned to a life of enjoying my teacups purely for their visual beauty, the delicate, happy sound made when they clink on the saucer, and the cool, smooth feel of the fine bone china in my hands – rather than their actual functionality.

Because this, dear readers, is the alternative.

Diet Coke in a teacup | Vintage Floral Cottage

So, so fraudulent!

 

 

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Back in black!

Eagle nest cam Alcoa Iowa | Vintage Floral Cottage

Here in Iowa we’re fortunate to have several eagle nest cams in place. This rather hilarious image is from the nest cam in Alcoa, Iowa.

All across America it seems I am hearing about the resurgence of the Bald Eagle population. Which is great, because not only are bald eagles stunning in their beauty and fascinating in their habits… they are also, of course, a symbol of our nation and its freedom. (It would be pretty pathetic to have an extinct creature as our national symbol. All I can say is it’s a damn good thing our founding fathers did not choose the equally noble – but less adaptable – pocket gopher to serve in this important role.)

I mention the bald eagle here as a bit of preamble because there is a rather amazing eagles’ nest just a few blocks from our house, and because this post is indeed about Animals I Don’t See Often.

However, it is not about the Bald Eagle. Instead, it’s about sciurus carolinensis, the black squirrel.

Have you ever seen a black squirrel? I’m 56 years old and I just saw my first one in 2015. That’s right, I went more than half a century without ever seeing one, for the probable reason that they are a rare-ish genetic mutation found in gray and fox squirrels, and I’ve just never lived near any genetically mutated squirrels.

But, now that I live in Historic Valley Junction, I am fortunate indeed because there is a pair of delightfully mutated squirrels that live in the park just down the street.

Black squirrels in Iowa | Vintage Floral CottageThe first time I saw one I thought it was a black cat. But it darted out in front of my car and as I slammed on my brakes I realized it was really a squirrel, in a color I had never seen in fifty-plus years of life!

I was very excited and over the next few weeks I stopped at the park often and tried to snap some pictures. Apparently black squirrels are no more sociable than the non-mutated variety. And, I am not really a patient nature photographer, so all I have are some far-away/blurry shots, sort of like that famous picture of the Loch Ness monster.

Last summer and Fall I worried constantly about “my” black squirrels getting hit by cars. Then as winter approached I worried about them freezing to death. I think I saw them maybe twice, all Winter long.

As the weather warmed in March and April, I would scan the park with hopeful eyes each time I drove by, but with no sighting in over eight weeks, I had resigned myself to the sad realization that they likely did not survive the winter.

Until… !! Just a few weeks ago, I literally squealed with delight upon seeing one of the pair scampering through the park, his bushy tail held high and flicking about, and his jet black body distinct against the bright green Spring grass.

Eagle image by Tony Hake | Vintage Floral Cottage

Image of a bald eagle and squirrel by Tony Hake. Click here to purchase the image in various formats! https://fineartamerica.com/featured/squirrel-gets-perilously-close-to-a-bald-eagle-tony-hake.html

I am so happy to see this unique little creature back in the neighborhood, encouraged that they survived the winter months and hoping against hope that they stay in the grass and out of the street.

And also that the Bald Eagles who live at the other end of the street do not have genetically mutated squirrel on the lunch menu.

Update, April 10, 2018: Just saw one of the black squirrels for the first time today – once again it’s been a really long time since I’ve seen him. So happy he’s still around!

Update, July 2018: I’ve now seen BOTH black squirrels together in the park, so I’m happy to report they are both still with us! 

 

 

 

 

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Re-painted furniture: tiny cottage side table makeover

Okay let’s get one thing clear: I’m terrible at “befores.” It’s not that I don’t appreciate – or want to share – a dramatic transformation. On the contrary – but sometimes I forget to take the before picture!

So for this before/after project, please imagine if you will… a tiny, dark brown side table complete with spider egg sacs on the underside, missing its center support and crying out for rescue like the sad puppies in the ASPCA commercial. (I’m pretty sure Sara McClachlan would spontaneously start singing “In the Arms of an Angel” if she saw this table.)

I acquired my little table at an auction several weeks ago… I won’t tell you what I paid for it, but I will tell you that I never… EVER… pay more than $10 for a table at an auction. (Except for that one time I did, because Greg thought he was being helpful by waving his hand with five fingers displayed, thinking he was bidding five dollars… and turned out he was waving affirmative at 25. I was the lucky winner of THAT table too, because no one in their right mind would’ve paid that much for it. Ahem. I will show you that project another time.)

So anyway, the table was cheap. Which is good, because it was awful. Greg redeemed himself (mostly) for the $25 table because he did a LOT of work to this piece. He pulled out all the wobbly bits and re-glued them, AND he rebuilt from scratch the v-shaped support in the lower part of the table using dowel construction and a hand saw. He tied and weighted the whole thing down with heavy books and some sort of secret sailor’s knot (because we didn’t have any clamps), and we left it alone for a few days. When the ropes and weights came off, it was a sturdy little table once again.

Now it just needed paint, which in this case meant two coats of “Romance” chalk paint by Americana (now called “Rouge”). And – voila – no more sad puppy!!

Side table furniture makeover cottage style | Vintage Floral Cottage

Isn’t it adorable? Look at that sweet center support!

Side table furniture makeover cottage style | Vintage Floral Cottage

That little shelf is perfect for CDs, Little Golden Books, Christmas greenery, or… or… or even plain!

Side table furniture makeover cottage style | Vintage Floral Cottage

At this point the only problem that remained… was that the top was a beautiful, but rather boring, expanse of red.

Side table furniture makeover cottage style | Vintage Floral Cottage

Now let me tell you I debated on what to do about that for a couple more weeks. I considered adding a vintage label graphic, painting roses on it, painting a Union Jack, leaving it plain, and all manner of other ideas. I finally decided to go for the roses.

Side table furniture makeover cottage style | Vintage Floral Cottage

Side table furniture makeover cottage style | Vintage Floral Cottage

Side table furniture makeover cottage style | Vintage Floral Cottage

So there we are, at long last, the “afters” on a poor little sad table that certainly isn’t sad anymore! In fact, I daresay that if Sara McClachlan could see this table today, she would likely change her tune to “How Much is That Doggie in the Window.” Arf arf!

Side table furniture makeover cottage style | Vintage Floral Cottage

I will be linking my sweet little cottage table at these parties, so be sure to click through for oodles of inspiration!

Make It Pretty Monday at The Dedicated House
A Round Tuit at Creating My Way to Success
Inspire Me Tuesday at A Stroll Thru Life
Home & Garden Thursday at A Delightsome Life
Flaunt It Friday at Chic on a Shoestrong

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Pumpkin patch in the city

I’ve been somewhat obsessed enamored with “blue” pumpkins this year (like this Pin from French Country Cottage) but until recently had not really found anyplace local to buy them. Then over this past weekend I was driving to Walmart and happened to catch sight of THIS… almost missed it as I whizzed by:

Des Moines, Iowa Pumpkin Patch | Vintage Floral Cottage

Now that is a city-fied pumpkin patch if I have ever seen one! About a half-acre covered with harvested pumpkins, gourds, Indian corn, straw bales, dried corn stalks, and other natural Autumn items! Just look at all this loveliness!

Des Moines, Iowa Pumpkin Patch | Vintage Floral Cottage

Des Moines, Iowa Pumpkin Patch | Vintage Floral Cottage

Des Moines, Iowa Pumpkin Patch | Vintage Floral Cottage

Des Moines, Iowa Pumpkin Patch | Vintage Floral Cottage

Des Moines, Iowa Pumpkin Patch | Vintage Floral Cottage

 

 

 

 

I picked up two pumpkins for carving, a few small white pumpkins (because I am ALSO in love with those!), a few gourds, and of course my blue prize:

 

Des Moines, Iowa Pumpkin Patch | Vintage Floral Cottage

And took them all home and arranged them on the porch (okay the Indian Corn was kind of an after-thought – LOL):

Des Moines, Iowa Pumpkin Patch | Vintage Floral Cottage

 

I will be ready for trick-or-treaters on Friday night!

Do you have trick-or-treating (or Beggar’s Night) where you live? One thing that seems to be unique here in Des Moines is that the kids must tell a joke or riddle to get their treat. So here is my riddle for this year, in case I have a chance to get a treat:

What is the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
Well, one’s pretty heavy and the other is a little lighter. 

GET IT?? A LITTLE LIGHTER… a-hahahahaha!!!

*sigh*

 

 

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Cottage cookbook storage

I’ve been on a mission to find some cottagey storage to hold my cookbooks, and recently came upon this little cutie at the Valley Junction Antique Jamboree here in West Des Moines. She was, of course, a tad over-priced – especially given that, upon close inspection, every leg was loose and there were some obvious places where the top had been filled/repaired (poorly) around the edge.

Cookbook storage | Vintage Floral Cottage

But still, she had a lot going for her, including the pretty legs, dual doors, and also perfect height for her intended spot in the kitchen. So I haggled a bit and got her for a much better price. I did not even have to pay extra for the few tiny spiders I found on the underside. Which is good, because if there’s one thing I never pay for… it’s spiders.

 

Cookbook storage | Vintage Floral Cottage

I am not a professional furniture painter by any stretch… I know enough to follow the grain (mostly), tape off the glass, and gob it on to create that “this thing’s been painted so many times over the years I lost count” look that is sooo critical in a cottage piece. (That IS critical, right? If it’s not, I’ve been doing a lot of gobbing for no reason. And that is worse than paying for spiders.)

 

Cookbook storage | Vintage Floral Cottage

And, although I do plan to try both chalk paint and mineral paint on upcoming projects, for this project I stuck with good old latex house paint – a used half-gallon I picked up for $3 at my local Habitat for Humanity Re-Store.

Cookbook storage | Vintage Floral Cottage

Here she is completed and sitting in her intended spot. I think she looks adorable!

Cookbook storage | Vintage Floral Cottage
I also sprayed the original hardware with a pretty aqua blue. It looks okay, but as you can see it doesn’t even really fit. On second thought, perhaps that is NOT the original hardware. It is simply the hardware that was on the piece when I bought it. Anyway, I think I will be trading that out for some smaller knobs. Maybe glass or frosted pink.

Cookbook storage | Vintage Floral Cottage
Here she is with a soft bit of scented drawer liner inside, loaded with cookbooks and sporting some Autumn-themed pretties on top.

Cookbook storage | Vintage Floral Cottage

Cookbook storage | Vintage Floral Cottage

Cookbook storage | Vintage Floral Cottage

 

 

 

All set for cookbook storage duty in my cottage kitchen!

Cottage Cookbook Storage | Vintage Floral Cottage

 

 

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